As we walk through this world we are so often asked questions that are hard to answer. Before we answer we must stop and think about how our answer will affect the world around us.
I can admit that 99% of the time what I want to say, I shouldn't say unless I want to die without a single friend in the world.
I will say that most of these questions are a setup.
Like when a fat person asks if they look fat in a certain outfit: No not if I dont open my eyes.
When some goof sends me a poem they wrote and wants feedback: Dont go on the show Are you smarter than a fifth grader.
When someone shows me a picture of an ugly baby: Wow I never knew Et had kids.
How about the new haircut: Wow your 2 year old is great with scissors.
The new haircolor: wow crayola makes more colors then I thought.
Can you tell if I lost weight: Yeah in your hand but I found it in your butt.
When someone tells a joke thats not funny: Oh was I supposed to laugh.
When someone has been working outside and says I feel gross: I always want to say that is what she said.
When someone brings over there new used car: Hey a hundred bucks doesnt go far these days.
When someone cooks you something nasty: Picking up roadkill and cooking it is a great way to save money.
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