hard to be politically correct for a smartass

As we walk through this world we are so often asked questions that are hard to answer. Before we answer we must stop and think about how our answer will affect the world around us.
I can admit that 99% of the time what I want to say, I shouldn't say unless I want to die without a single friend in the world.

I will say that most of these questions are a setup.
Like when a fat person asks if they look fat in a certain outfit: No not if I dont open my eyes.
When some goof sends me a poem they wrote and wants feedback: Dont go on the show Are you smarter than a fifth grader.
When someone shows me a picture of an ugly baby: Wow I never knew Et had kids.
How about the new haircut: Wow your 2 year old is great with scissors.
The new haircolor: wow crayola makes more colors then I thought.
Can you tell if I lost weight: Yeah in your hand but I found it in your butt.
When someone tells a joke thats not funny: Oh was I supposed to laugh.
When someone has been working outside and says I feel gross: I always want to say that is what she said.
When someone brings over there new used car: Hey a hundred bucks doesnt go far these days.
When someone cooks you something nasty: Picking up roadkill and cooking it is a great way to save money.

Abortion for men

I think that Gloria Allred alright shut up should be put in her place. I have two sons both grown who have been known to put their junk into someone else's bag.
Now if one of these times the gal got preggers then she has the choice if she wants to keep the baby and be a momma or have an abortion.
Where is the dads rights? Supposed he wants to keep the baby and raise but she doesnt want to have it. He can do nothing to stop her from killing HIS child.
On the other hand if they already talked about not wanting kids and then she gets preggers and has a change of heart. She can have the baby and he is forced to be a father.
How is this fair?? I know a lot of you will say there are too many dead beat dads now and if men had rights they could walk away from their responsibility. However how can they be forced to be a dad but she cant be forced to be a mom?? I was a teen mom and I understand all of the debate about her being the one who has to be pregnant for 9 months, however they both chose to have sex. So they both should have a say in whether they have a child. If she wants it and he doesnt then he shouldnt be forced to pay for it. If he wants it and she kills it she should have repercussions for that also.
It takes two to tangle and both should determine what happens if the raincoat malfunctions.

prisons

I am perplexed about our prison systems. In one way I think they all should lose all privileges and just be chained to a wall. I think if you break the law you pay the consequences. yet I see time after time from watching all of these lockup shows that peeps who weren't bad criminals going in will be coming out.

I think we need way more division in the crime. If some young kid goes in for dealing drugs and immediately has to join a gang to survive, then he will come out an actual better criminal.
They have to fight to survive and this causes so much tension, stress and craziness.

I think people that do non violent crimes should maybe be allowed a tv in their room. Maybe some books and a few things to keep them from going stir crazy. I know they have a tv in the main room but then they fight over what to watch and it becomes a case of surviving again.

If you put me in a box and don't give me anything to think about except how pissed I am that I got caught this is not gonna reform me. It will do what it does to most inmates and make me a loose cannon.
I watch these shows and it seems the prisoners run the prisons. They overflow toilets to cause uproar. They throw feces at guards. If you give them luxuries I dont think they will be as violent. I also don't think there would be such a huge shock when reentering society.

So if they are murderers then I say murder them. If they are rapist then let another inmate rape them. However if their crime is fraud or drugs or anything nonviolent then let them have something to keep them busy. If once you do they abuse the privilege they get to join the chain gang on the wall.

So bottom line is chain them to a wall or give them something to do over than kill each other.

houses with no mirrors

I am a people watcher. Nothing is more enjoyable than sitting in an amusement park or airport and looking around. It's amazing what you see. This is the perfect thing to do if you are ever feeling bad about yourself.
Of course you are gonna see the thug wanna be with his pants so low he has to hold his balls to keep them up. You will never miss the man stuck in the eighties with his hair still feathered walking with a strut. He thinks for sure he is all that and a bag of freetos.
Animals are not usually at the airport but you will see some camel toes for sure. Determining the underwear type of many females is obvious with their dress code.Panty lines must be in at the airport.
What amazes me the most is the people who are wearing their little sisters clothes. These women are proud to show you their belly fat. If you ask they may tell you what brand of vegetable oil they used to get in their jeans. I used to wonder if at one time they weighed 400 instead of 300 pounds and they feel they are doing great. They usually have tits in the front and on their back. The fat trying to get out from under the bra strap is screaming and you can hear it if you listen close.
I love the women who shave their eyebrows and then decide oh crap I needed them and they paint them on. They could also be part of the group that plays eenie menee minee mo when picking out their makeup. A dark skinned women with white makeup is not outdone by the pale women who is now orange.
The best is going to the mall and watch a women who has a Louis bag try to buy something for ten bucks and get her credit card declined. I just want to holler the bag doesn't help when you haven't dyed your roots in a year.

After a recent trip to Walmart I have finally figured it out. Mirrors are no longer a common thing in homes. These people are obviously not one of my friends, had they been I would have told them plainly they couldn't go out in public looking like an crack addict.
Although it is hard to stomach some of these sights I personally do not want mirrors to be mandatory.
I often look in the mirror and decide I don't like something and need a quick pick me up. A quick people watching tour will fix me right up.