I am a people watcher. Nothing is more enjoyable than sitting in an amusement park or airport and looking around. It's amazing what you see. This is the perfect thing to do if you are ever feeling bad about yourself.
Of course you are gonna see the thug wanna be with his pants so low he has to hold his balls to keep them up. You will never miss the man stuck in the eighties with his hair still feathered walking with a strut. He thinks for sure he is all that and a bag of freetos.
Animals are not usually at the airport but you will see some camel toes for sure. Determining the underwear type of many females is obvious with their dress code.Panty lines must be in at the airport.
What amazes me the most is the people who are wearing their little sisters clothes. These women are proud to show you their belly fat. If you ask they may tell you what brand of vegetable oil they used to get in their jeans. I used to wonder if at one time they weighed 400 instead of 300 pounds and they feel they are doing great. They usually have tits in the front and on their back. The fat trying to get out from under the bra strap is screaming and you can hear it if you listen close.
I love the women who shave their eyebrows and then decide oh crap I needed them and they paint them on. They could also be part of the group that plays eenie menee minee mo when picking out their makeup. A dark skinned women with white makeup is not outdone by the pale women who is now orange.
The best is going to the mall and watch a women who has a Louis bag try to buy something for ten bucks and get her credit card declined. I just want to holler the bag doesn't help when you haven't dyed your roots in a year.
After a recent trip to Walmart I have finally figured it out. Mirrors are no longer a common thing in homes. These people are obviously not one of my friends, had they been I would have told them plainly they couldn't go out in public looking like an crack addict.
Although it is hard to stomach some of these sights I personally do not want mirrors to be mandatory.
I often look in the mirror and decide I don't like something and need a quick pick me up. A quick people watching tour will fix me right up.
lmao.
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